About Us

We have many unpleasant brushes with many unpleasant ex's. It happens, right? That's why they are ex's. There are times when we'd like to say something to these people -- something that stings (it doesn't have to be entirely true), right to their nasty little faces. But we don't because we're good people, and we behave under certain social rules. Y'know, you can't scream in somebody's face without looking psycho. You can't tell someone how much you hate them and their hooker ways without the risk of losing control of the conversation. We are cool, calm, and collected, and we have something to say -- and we're going to say it to the whole world on our t-shirts.